I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.