The best black people jokes

Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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