Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.