What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road.
He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride.
A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?"
The black pastor snaps back.
The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision.
When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself.
He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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