The best black people jokes

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
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has 54.78 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 54.76 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black people
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.73 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.71 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 54.67 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 54.63 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 54.28 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 53.98 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 53.88 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
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