Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."