What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.