There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!