Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.