The best black people jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 54.71 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 54.67 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 54.61 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.45 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.25 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 54.15 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, racist, republican
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