Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Joke has 52.27 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, cop, racist, white people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Joke has 52.11 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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Joke has 51.76 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people