Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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