The best black people jokes

Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 52.28 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.21 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: black people
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 51.83 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.63 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.58 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
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