I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."