Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!