The best black people jokes

What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 49.84 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.68 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 49.31 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.20 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 49.10 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
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