The best black people jokes

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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