What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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How do you get a nigga out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
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I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean. What are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom."
"I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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Why did the black guy cross the road?
Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
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