The best black people jokes

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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