What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...