What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.