What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.