What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.