The best black people jokes

Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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