The best black people jokes

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!" "I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!" Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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