What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.