The best black people jokes

What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 49.86 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 49.80 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 49.52 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 49.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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has 49.34 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 49.31 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.20 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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has 49.20 % from 470 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, racist
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 49.17 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
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