What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: Why some people are black? A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.