The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 53.21 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 53.13 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 52.87 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 52.49 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.18 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 51.78 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
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