Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.