Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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