Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.