What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.