The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 53.99 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 53.98 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 53.40 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black people, health, vulgar
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.87 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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has 52.83 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: black people
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 52.41 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 52.06 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 51.78 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.69 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
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