How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.