Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.