The best black people jokes

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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