Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.