The best black people jokes

Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 52.48 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 52.47 % from 416 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.47 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 52.43 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 52.29 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 52.19 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 51.99 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 51.96 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 51.59 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
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