Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!