What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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