Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.