Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems:
"Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that?
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
"And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?"
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black."
Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises."
"Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigga."
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