The best black people jokes

What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 53.17 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.80 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.48 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 52.26 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 51.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
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has 51.93 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 51.78 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 51.59 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
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