How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!