The best black people jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 53.68 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 53.58 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 53.18 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 52.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 52.91 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 52.54 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
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