The best black people jokes

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 56.97 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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has 56.84 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 56.65 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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has 56.64 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 56.26 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people
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