What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!