Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.