Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.