You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.