The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 56.83 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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has 56.75 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: age, black people
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 56.55 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 56.30 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
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has 56.29 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 56.26 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 55.98 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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