Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.