The best black people jokes

Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 52.01 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.18 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.13 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.12 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 51.09 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 51.06 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
I like black people . . . . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
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has 50.69 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, dad, money
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 50.51 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
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