Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.