The best black people jokes

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 51.11 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
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has 50.92 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 50.54 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
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has 50.47 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 50.44 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.34 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 50.33 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 50.30 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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