Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Why do niggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .