Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff? A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"