The best black people jokes

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."

What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.

Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!

Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour

The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."

Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"