The best black people jokes

A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigga."
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has 51.47 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 51.36 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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has 51.30 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, Chuck Norris, racist, white people
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 51.09 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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has 50.90 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 50.86 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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has 50.81 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 50.78 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 50.71 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 50.60 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
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