The best black people jokes

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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has 51.41 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.25 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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has 50.99 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, prison, racist, white people
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 50.70 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 50.69 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 50.68 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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has 50.40 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, insulting, racist, white people
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