The best black people jokes

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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has 51.62 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
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has 51.54 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, sport, travel
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 51.39 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 51.12 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, ethnic, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 50.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, technology
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, mexican, racist
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