The best black people jokes

Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."

Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.

Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.

What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."

What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.

What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.