The best black people jokes

Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.
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