Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: 9 months.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green?
Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?"
"No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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