The best black people jokes

Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 55.09 % from 659 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 55.04 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 55.00 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 54.85 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 54.67 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 54.63 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
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