The best black people jokes

Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 55.49 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 55.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 55.42 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 55.17 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.95 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.67 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 54.66 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 54.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 54.62 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
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