What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?" Henry: "I don't know, why?" Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.