My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.