The best black people jokes

Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
Vote: has 58.32 % from 151 votes. Send joke:
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Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Vote: has 58.17 % from 276 votes. Send joke:
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Vote: has 58.09 % from 111 votes. Send joke:
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Vote: has 58.06 % from 63 votes. Send joke:
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