The best black people jokes

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 58.59 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.58 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 58.58 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
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has 58.55 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black people, death
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.54 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 58.52 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.46 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
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has 58.21 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
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