Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."