Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.