The best black people jokes

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 55.27 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.99 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 54.91 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.32 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
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has 54.15 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 54.07 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black people
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 53.99 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
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