Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first?
A: Who cares?
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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