Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
Why do niggers stink? So blind people can hate them too.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Q: Why are there more black folk then Indians? A: Because we haven't played Cowboys and Black folk yet!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch and rings.