The best black people jokes

Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.64 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 52.63 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 52.55 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 52.48 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.28 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black people
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
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has 52.23 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, black people, racist
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 52.08 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
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