Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.