The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 55.17 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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has 55.12 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 54.95 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 54.89 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
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has 54.73 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 54.72 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black people
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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has 54.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, prison, racist, technology
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
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has 54.50 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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