The best black people jokes

My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 55.86 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
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has 55.59 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: black people
What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one!
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has 55.39 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 55.09 % from 682 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.64 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
The black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up."
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has 54.57 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.47 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.38 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
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