The best black people jokes

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"
has 55.39 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, divorce, lawyer, marriage, wife
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.
has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people? A: California got first pick.
has 55.03 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, weather
Black preacher is driving home from church and sees the white preacher walking down the road. He reluctantly pulls over to offer him a ride. A short distance along the way the whit guy says " you people don't actually think Jesus was black do you?" "And what makes think he's not?" The black pastor snaps back. The conversation becomes so heated less than needed attention was paid to the road and both men died in a trgic head on collision. When st. Peter opened the pearly gates to heaven before them, there stood Jesus Christ himself. He spread his arms slowly in a welcoming gesture and said "Buenos dias amigos!"
has 54.92 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people, church, death, god, heaven
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
has 54.84 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
has 54.80 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
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