The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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has 58.83 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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has 58.68 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, weed
A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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has 58.66 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
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has 58.52 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 58.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons? NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?
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has 58.46 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
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has 58.43 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
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