The best black people jokes

Q: What did God say when he first made the black person? A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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has 52.80 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.64 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
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has 52.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dad, racist, Santa
Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway? He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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has 52.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, death
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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has 52.14 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, family, racist, travel
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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has 52.08 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
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has 52.06 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? A: The defendant.
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has 51.99 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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