Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.