The best black people jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 70.66 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 70.58 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 70.48 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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has 70.21 % from 940 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 70.09 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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has 69.72 % from 983 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, beauty, black people, parrot
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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has 69.55 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 69.48 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 69.39 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.36 % from 492 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
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