The best black people jokes

Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
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has 68.60 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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has 68.54 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: black people
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 68.34 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 68.33 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 68.31 % from 522 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 68.24 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 68.17 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
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has 68.13 % from 638 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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has 68.09 % from 637 votes. More jokes about: black people
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.08 % from 719 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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