There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.