Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?
A: Alive.
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Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country?
A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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