How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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