The best black people jokes

What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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