Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.