The best black people jokes

I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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