How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.