Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.