The best black people jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
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More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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More jokes about: black people, food, racist
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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