Q: What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? A: Alive.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.