The best black people jokes

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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