The best black people jokes

The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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