Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.