The best black people jokes

Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.44 % from 916 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.43 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 68.28 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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has 67.96 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 67.91 % from 764 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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has 67.68 % from 658 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 67.67 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 67.54 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 67.50 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 67.41 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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