The best black people jokes

What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 39.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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has 39.47 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.41 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.38 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.27 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
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