The best black people jokes

If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.41 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 39.34 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 39.30 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: black people
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 38.43 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 37.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
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