The best black people jokes

Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 39.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 39.78 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
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has 39.47 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.41 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 37.75 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
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