If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.