Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Joke has 38.15 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Joke has 36.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
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