The best black people jokes

Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.

Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.

A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"

Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.

Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.