The best black people jokes

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.68 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 39.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.18 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, dog, racist
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
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