The best black people jokes

Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 38.15 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts? A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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has 37.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 37.33 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.12 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 36.92 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 36.34 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 36.13 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
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has 36.12 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.07 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
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