Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers? A: You can only kill so much time.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.