Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: What does pontiac stand for? A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger? A: A Doberman.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.