If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position