The best black people jokes

A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.20 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 36.74 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 36.61 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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has 35.83 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 35.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
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has 34.85 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, white people
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 34.65 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
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