Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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