The best black people jokes

Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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has 35.99 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 35.06 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 34.98 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 33.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
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