A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.