What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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