The best black people jokes

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 35.44 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 35.31 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 34.28 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 33.85 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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has 33.51 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
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