The best black people jokes

Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
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has 35.78 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 35.76 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 35.54 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
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