Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Why don't sharks eat niggers? They think it's whale shit.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship? They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position