Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white?
A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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