The best black people jokes

In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 64.14 % from 1021 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 64.09 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 64.06 % from 1154 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.02 % from 836 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 63.94 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.79 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.75 % from 475 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 63.61 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.47 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
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