The best black people jokes

Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 67.14 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 67.11 % from 541 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 67.01 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 66.86 % from 1462 votes. More jokes about: black people
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 66.51 % from 974 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.12 % from 475 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 66.07 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.01 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 65.84 % from 325 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
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