Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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