Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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