There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.