The best black people jokes

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 65.88 % from 490 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 65.81 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 65.74 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.34 % from 667 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.89 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 64.77 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 64.71 % from 1114 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.61 % from 700 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.57 % from 364 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 64.44 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
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