The best black people jokes

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 64.36 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 64.31 % from 1136 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.09 % from 823 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.06 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: black people
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.94 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 63.93 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
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has 63.93 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 63.79 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 63.62 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 63.49 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
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