What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.