What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.