Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.