A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably YOUR bike.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.