A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.