How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.