The best black people jokes

Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 68.02 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 67.98 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 67.95 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant? A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 67.78 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 67.45 % from 958 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 67.00 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.98 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 66.90 % from 445 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
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