The best black people jokes

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 68.54 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 68.47 % from 353 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.25 % from 690 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 68.15 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 67.99 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 67.95 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 67.34 % from 961 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
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has 67.05 % from 447 votes. More jokes about: black people, Fathers day, kids, sex
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.91 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
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