The best black people jokes

Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
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How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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