What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"