The best black people jokes

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 65.84 % from 1076 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 65.84 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they...
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 65.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 65.57 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 65.39 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.32 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 65.24 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 65.14 % from 687 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 64.97 % from 501 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison