The best black people jokes

Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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has 66.81 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 66.76 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.76 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 66.75 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 66.65 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.55 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 66.49 % from 1057 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved? A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.26 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist