Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.