The best black people jokes

What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
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has 64.43 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: black people
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 64.16 % from 586 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.02 % from 807 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 64.00 % from 358 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.88 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.76 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.34 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 63.29 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Q: What is the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 63.18 % from 553 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, food
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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has 63.10 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist