The best black people jokes

What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.34 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.27 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.12 % from 475 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 66.10 % from 1069 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 65.99 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 65.80 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.68 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 65.58 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 65.55 % from 671 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 65.52 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison