The best black people jokes

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.76 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.75 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 64.63 % from 508 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 64.47 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
What is a nigger? Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
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has 64.40 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 64.39 % from 377 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 64.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 64.27 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.22 % from 797 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport