The best black people jokes

Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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has 66.86 % from 1050 votes. More jokes about: black people, holiday, Thanksgiving
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 66.80 % from 1450 votes. More jokes about: black people
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 66.74 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 66.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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has 66.27 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist, vulgar, winter
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.23 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 66.22 % from 762 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 66.20 % from 644 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist