Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"
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