The best black people jokes

AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.19 % from 360 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 64.09 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
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has 64.08 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.05 % from 802 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.99 % from 352 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 63.78 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 63.77 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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has 63.60 % from 386 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, school
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.34 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 63.25 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist