The best black people jokes

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
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has 62.87 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, women
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 62.76 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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has 62.52 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 62.26 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day. The white boy screams "God is white!" The black boy screams "God is black!" This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am." The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!" To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?" The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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has 61.96 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, insulting, kids, white people
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 61.89 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
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has 61.68 % from 819 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying? A: His lips are moving.
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has 61.52 % from 950 votes. More jokes about: black people
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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has 61.44 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: animal, asian, black people, racist