The best black people jokes

Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
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has 68.37 % from 633 votes. More jokes about: black people
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 68.35 % from 506 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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has 68.32 % from 708 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 67.99 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
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has 67.98 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
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has 67.94 % from 634 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 67.73 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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has 67.56 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 67.51 % from 538 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
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