What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."