The best black people jokes

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 67.04 % from 1492 votes. More jokes about: black people
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.65 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.82 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 65.36 % from 516 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 65.33 % from 997 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 65.26 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.20 % from 383 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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has 65.20 % from 610 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, kids, racist
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.94 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 64.92 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
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