Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Why don't you hit a black kid on a bike?
Because it's probably YOUR bike.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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