What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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