What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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