The best black people jokes

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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