The best black people jokes

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 67.05 % from 1502 votes. More jokes about: black people
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.08 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 65.57 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 65.38 % from 719 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 65.16 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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has 65.06 % from 1004 votes. More jokes about: black people, hospital
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.58 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
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has 64.52 % from 713 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, white people, work
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 64.49 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 64.48 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
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