Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!