The best black people jokes

What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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