The best black people jokes

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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has 66.98 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
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has 66.97 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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has 66.96 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, racist
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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has 66.93 % from 1484 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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has 66.68 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, war
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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has 66.68 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: black people, family, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 66.58 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.33 % from 390 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 66.14 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 66.06 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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