The best black people jokes

What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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has 67.17 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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has 66.95 % from 468 votes. More jokes about: black people, geography, racist, women
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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has 66.79 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
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has 66.78 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, prison, racist
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
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has 66.42 % from 779 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, cop, mexican, racist
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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has 66.33 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, racist
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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has 64.92 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: baby, black people, racist
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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has 64.84 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 64.51 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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has 64.39 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, kids, racist
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