Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few. "Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: How does a blonde part her hair? A: By doing the splits.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
Teller: "Why did the blonde move to L.A.?" Blonde: "I don't know. Why?" Teller: "It was easier to spell." Blonde: "Easier than what?"
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!