The best blonde jokes

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” The blonde says, “Oh! I could use something like that! I’ll take it!” The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!” The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?” The blonde replies, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beer, blonde
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, stupid
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 69.04 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!
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has 68.69 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, sex
A brunette and a blonde are walking in the park. The brunette asks: "Hey can you see that forest over there?" The blonde looks that way and answers: "I can't, the trees are covering the view."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
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