The best blonde jokes

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 69.17 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
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has 69.06 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
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has 69.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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has 68.96 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 68.36 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!
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has 68.32 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, sex
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