The best blonde jokes

A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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has 69.24 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: Because she couldn't find the 11
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has 68.97 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math, phone
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead team were sent out to install telephone poles for the Telephone Company. After the first day, the brunette team had installed 30 poles, the redhead team had installed 37 poles, and the blonde team had installed 7. The contractor was outraged with the blonde team and demanded to know why they had done so few. "Hey, we saw what the other teams were doing. Their's were still sticking out of the ground."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, phone
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 68.78 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there where the country music CD's are. The salesman replies, "Try the other side." So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, "Where are the country music CD's?"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks." The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks." They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!
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has 68.12 % from 349 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, sex
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