The best blonde jokes

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!" The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
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has 70.89 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, business, ginger, god
A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "Is it 3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me. First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her. Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
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has 70.71 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, fart, love
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?  A: Humpme Dumpme.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, friendship, stupid
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beer, blonde
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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