Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder. " The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
How do you break a blonde's nose? Place a dildo under a glass table!
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.