Q: What happened when a blonde missed the Q44 bus? A: She took the Q22 twice.
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any. One hunter looks at the other and says, "I just don't understand it, why aren't we getting any ducks?" Her friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."
What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.