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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
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Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden. Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties." She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
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