The best blonde jokes

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde
A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don"t sell to blondes." She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, business, customer service, stupid, technology
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?  A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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