Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How are blondes like postage stamps? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.