Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde.
"Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines.
"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."