The best blonde jokes

Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it." The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Translator.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!" A: They were both blonds.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, stupid
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
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