Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? A: Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides.
A blonde, a brunet and a red head were in a competition to see who could swim 60 miles accross a river. The brunet swims 30 miles, gets a cramp and drowns. The red head swims accross 30 miles, gets bit by a shark and drowns. The blonde swims 30 miles accross, says: "I'm tired." and swims 30 miles back.
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common? A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!
I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.