The best blonde jokes

Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!"  Second Blonde: "Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: How does a blonde part her hair?  A: By doing the splits.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried. When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...”
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, life, time
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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