The best blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde? A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane. The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn't like it she throws it out the window. The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn't like it she throws it out the window. They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says "An apple fell on my dog and killed my dog." They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying. She says" An orange fell on my cat and killed my cat." They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off. "Why are you laughing so hard?" they said. "When I farted the building blew up!"
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has 63.56 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, food, ginger
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree, and another and another ..." The sheriff thought for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because pets can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Because the blondes couldn't either.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks like that woman's right boob is hanging out." As he gets closer it becomes apparent that it "IS" hanging out. When he gets face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Well, your boob is hanging out." She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
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