The best blonde jokes

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a cell phone?" Blonde: "They're too expensive, so I did the next best thing: I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "And do you receive any letters?" Blonde: "No, but I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building. How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde? A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, school, stupid
Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend would carefully examine each nail before hammering it down, but half of the time she would toss the nail behind her after examining it. Figuring that there couldn't be that many bad nails, she yelled out to her friend: "Why are you tossing out all those nails?" "Well, those were all pointing the wrong way!" was the response. Infuriated, the first blonde bellowed "You, idiot! Those are for my side of the roof!!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid, work
It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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