The best blonde jokes

One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!" All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?" "Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fish
Three women escape from prison….one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde. They run for miles until they come upon an old barn; they decide to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to put them over their heads for camouflage. About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy come into the barn. T he sheriff tell his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw. The deputy told him just three gunnysacks. The sheriff told him to find out what was in them…..so the deputy kicked the first bag, which had the redhead in it……and she went “Bow-wow.” So the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in the first one. Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she went “Meow.” The deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in the second one. Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it and there was no sound at all, so he kicked it again and the blonde said “Potatoes.”
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger, prison
What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room? A: So she could use it as a mirror.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
After losing his fortune, a Texas oilman decided to spend his last twenty bucks at a whorehouse. He entered and promptly went up to the Madam and asked her what he could get for $20. The Madam gave him a lengthy stare and told him to go upstairs, last door on the left. He proceeded to march up the stairs and entered the room. To his shock and pleasure he saw a beautiful blonde waiting naked on the bed. So he tore off his clothes and jumped on and started pumping away for dear life. Upon orgasm he noticed that stuff started oozing out of her eyeballs. He runs down to the Madam to report this and she looks at him turns around and yells, "Hey Charlie....... The dead one's full again!"
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has 61.53 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, disgusting, life, money
Why did the blonde go to KFC? She heard she could get a pair of breasts for $1.99.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do blondes need see through lunch boxes A: So they can tell if they're coming home or going to work.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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