The best blonde jokes

Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, geography
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Blonde: Officer theres like a thousand dead people here! Cop: Okay, calm down. Where are you? Blonde: The cemetery! Cop: *facepalm*
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, death
What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide in that barn, they'll never find us." So they climed up the ladder and then the blonde threw it down. The next morning, the cops said, "Come out with your hands in the air!" The red-head said, "Hide in those baskets, they'll never find us!" So the Brunette got in the first one, the red-head got in the second one and the blonde got in the third one. Meanwhile, the cops were getting a ladder set up and trying to get up there. Once they got up, the seargent ordered them to kick the baskets. So the cop kicked the first one: "RUFF." "It's just a damn dog!" yelled the cop. The cop kicked the next one: "MEOW." "It's just a damn cat," yelled the cop. The cop kicked the next basket and the blonde yelled, "POTATOES!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license. "You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license, and the next day you ask me to show it."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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