A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. "Sit down and tell me how it happened," says the doctor. "I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear." "What about the other ear and your hand?" "I tried to call for an ambulance."
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden one day with three boys. They ran around in the garden and played tag. She later climbed the tree that was in her garden. Her mother yelled out, "Mary Lou get down out of the tree, the boys are going to see your panties." She laughed and she laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing any panties.
Q: How does a blonde part her hair? A: By doing the splits.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Q: What do bleached blondes and airplanes both have in common? A: They both have a black box.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."