The best blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar. They head straight for the mirror. The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up. The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up. Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, beauty, blonde, ginger
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, math, technology
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, "What do you have in the bag?" The blonde replies: "I have chickens!" The man thinks for a moment and says, "If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?" The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, "Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette look through a dictionary for the hardest words they know. The brunette's word is "quizzical." The redhead's word is "sardonic." The blonde's word is "di*k."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
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