The best blonde jokes

Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "You've got mail!"
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap? She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.
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A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
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