The best blonde jokes

Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, death, stupid, winter
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
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