The best blonde jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.” The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.” The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them. Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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