A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in. "I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.