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How do you determine a blonde’s IQ? With a tyre gauge.
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What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head.
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
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Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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