The best blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 38.70 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, technology, women
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris drives in reverse and still drives better than you...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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