The best blonde jokes

Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
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A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts... I know what has happened to you. And what? You've broken your finger.
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Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
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She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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