The best blonde jokes

What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
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A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts... I know what has happened to you. And what? You've broken your finger.
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A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, cop, travel
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
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She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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