The best blonde jokes

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, cop, phone
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, couple, death, winter
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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She was so blonde that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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There was a blonde who tried to hang herself and a diffrent blonde came in and saw her hanging from her stomach and said," your supposed to hang yourself from your neck. And she said," i tried that but i couldnt breath.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, husband
What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob? A. Because everybody gets a turn.
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
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A blonde asks a bypasser: Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is? It's on the other side. Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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