Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
A blonde asks a bypasser:
Excuse me, would you tell me where the other side of the road is?
It's on the other side.
Strange.. When I was on the other side, people told me it's here...
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains:
Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts...
I know what has happened to you.
And what?
You've broken your finger.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
She is so blonde, when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
Chuck Norris is under contract with Zales and DeBeer not to eat coal.
Slut - "I hate you bitch"
Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."