The best blonde jokes

Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god, travel
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, Yo mama
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, cop
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the plane and sat down in first class. A few minutes later, a flight attendent came up to her and told her that her ticket was for coach and she had to move from the seat. She refused. The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied, "No, I want to sit here, I've always wanted to see what it is like in first class." The flight attendent was getting frustrated. Finally, after quite some time, she convinced her to move. Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent, "How did you get her to move?" The flight attendent replied, "I told her that first class doesn't stop in Detroit."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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