The best blonde jokes

What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, doctor
What does a blonde use for protection during sex? A bus shelter.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
One day three blondes were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it. The first blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength to cross this river." Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs, and she was able to swim across the river in about two hours. Seeing this the second blonde prayed to god saying, "Please god, give me the strength and ability to cross this river." Poof! God gave her a rowboat and she was able to row across the river in about three hours. The third blond had seen how this worked out for the other two, so she also prayed to god saying, "please god, give me the strength, ability, and intelligence to cross this river." And Poof! God turned her into a man. He looked at the map, then walked upstream and across the bridge.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god, travel
What’s it called when a blonde blows in another blonde’s ear? Data transfer.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was so proud of herself because she finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the cover said 2-4 years!
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out “green side up!” In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled “green side up!” The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing. In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled “green side up!” The lady then asked him, “Why do you keep yelling ‘green side up’?” “I’m sorry,” came the reply. “But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: blonde, work
A blond was taking a shower and her husband called in and asked "did you find the new dry hair shampoo I picked up for you?" And the blond replied "yes but there's a problem I already got my hair wet"
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, husband
Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde, health
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