Joke #4497

What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds? She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
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blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next."
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A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You are on the other side!"
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How do you entertain a blonde? tell her to find a corner in a circle room
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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she was trying to make up her mind.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
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