The best blonde jokes

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
Vote: has 10.04 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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