The best blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 15.43 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 15.30 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 14.26 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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has 14.16 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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has 13.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
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has 13.41 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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has 11.53 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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has 10.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
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has 10.04 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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