The best blonde jokes

Three blondes enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: What are you girls celebrating? We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish. So? The barman asks. On the box wrought 2-4 years!
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out. The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing. After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”
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has 16.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, money
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.50 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 16.20 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 16.13 % from 528 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.64 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 15.59 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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has 13.68 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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