The best blonde jokes

Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.57 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 15.56 % from 523 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 15.43 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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has 13.54 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 13.47 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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