The best blonde jokes

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.12 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 15.43 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 15.21 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 14.26 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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has 14.16 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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has 13.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
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has 13.02 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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has 11.53 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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