The best blonde jokes

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 16.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 16.56 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.33 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 15.59 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.49 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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has 13.68 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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