Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.