The best blonde jokes

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, travel
Three blondes enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: What are you girls celebrating? We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish. So? The barman asks. On the box wrought 2-4 years!
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.52 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.22 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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