Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?