The best blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
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How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.
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A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
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