Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Why did the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet? To feed the toilet duck!
How do you kill a blonde with one arm? You wave to her.