A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
How do you kill a blonde with one arm?
You wave to her.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer?
They want to navigate over the internet.
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.