Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for chips.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?