The best blonde jokes

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 19.95 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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has 18.40 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out. The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing. After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”
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has 18.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, mechanic, money
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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has 17.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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