How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a library and checked out a book called How to Hug? She got it home and found it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia.
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.