Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
One day a blonde woman entered an autobody shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car. The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out. The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde woman walked by and asked what she was doing. After hearing the whole story the second blonde pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down. Your personal check for the full $30,000.”
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.