The best blonde jokes

Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 19.95 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 19.72 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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has 18.40 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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has 18.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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