Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.