Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year's hide and seek champion.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box? A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, she looked across to her friend and said, “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.” “Why not?” “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.