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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’
‘No, I just lie there.’
Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.
The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.
The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.
A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M and M's factory?
A: She threw away all of the "W's".
Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head?
A: A brunette.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.