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How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
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How many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? One.
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A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America. She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: "Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?" The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya" And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum" The guy says: "In that case follow me" So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says: "Well go on then you said you'd do anything!" So she picks up his dick, holds it to her mouth and says: "Hello.........mum are you there?"
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
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