A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her: Any garbage today? Yes, tree sacks please...
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning? "Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively: "How do you give shoulders?"
Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house". A: Where's the stairs.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.