A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
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It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A:It takes too long to retrain them.
How do you determine a blonde’s IQ?
With a tyre gauge.
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two.
One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy!
Daddy!
Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!