Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"