Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.