Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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