Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.