Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.