The best cat jokes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 61.98 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids, travel
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
A cat died and went to heaven. St. Peter said to the cat, "Is there anything I can do to make your stay here better?" The cat said, "I've been sleeping on a cold floor and I'd love a warm pillow to sleep on. St. Peter gave a pillow to the cat, and the cat headed off to bed. Later, some mice came to St. Peter. They wanted roller skates to get around faster so St. Peter gave them their skates and the mice went off. The next evening St. Peter checks in on the cat. "How was your night last night?" The cat said "That pillow you gave me is really nice, but what I like the most about heaven is the Meals on Wheels."
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, food, heaven
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