The best cat jokes

Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
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