The best cat jokes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 61.71 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids, travel
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
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