The best cat jokes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
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has 62.01 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids, travel
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
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