The best cat jokes

Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane? A: Kitty-hawk
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, kitty
There was a little boy sitting on a curb in one hand he had a cat and the other a box of smarties. Every so often he would pop a smartie bite the cat get up and move down to the curb. There is a man watching this young boy and wonders what he's doing once again the kid pops a smartie bites the cat gets up and moves down on the curb. So the man comes outside and yells to the boy but the boy ignores him and continues popping a smartie biting the cat and moving down the curb. Finally the man screams hey kid "what are you doing?" The boy looks back and says "who? me?" The man says "yes." The little boy responds "Well sir I'm playing trucker." The man confused says "What do you mean playing trucker." The little boy then says "Yes, playing trucker I'm popping pills, eating pussy and moving down the road."
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, game, kids
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, weather
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds? A: Hailing taxi cabs!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cat, chocolate, geography
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, sex
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