None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother said, "Well, maybe that's something you could ask the stewardess." So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. You can ask your mother to explain it to you."
Q: What is a French cat's favorite dessert? A: Chocolate mousse.
Q: What is a black cat's favorite color? A: Purrrrrr-ple!
Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely, The CAT
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.