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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 50.53 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
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