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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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