Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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