Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.