The best celebrity jokes

Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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