The best celebrity jokes

Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, cop, death, work
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
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