Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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