Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be?
Chocolate filled.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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