Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.