The best celebrity jokes

Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to do amazing things!" At this the man stands up, jumps out the window and Flies around twice before coming back into the Building. The blonde then orders the Same beer. She drinks it. And then Jumps out the window. And falls to her death. The Owner of the Bar then turns to the man in the coat and says, "You know you're a real Prick when you're drunk, Superman."
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