Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...