The best celebrity jokes

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
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