Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.