Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.