Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.