The best celebrity jokes

Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 49.00 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
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