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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, divorce, marriage, wife, women
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 48.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
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