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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 50.96 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
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