The best celebrity jokes

The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 49.00 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, football
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, love
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
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