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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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