Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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