Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.