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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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