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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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