Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".