The best celebrity jokes

Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, love, women
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, death
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Q: What explorer was the best at Hiding and Seek? A: Marco Polo.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, game, history, navy
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
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