The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.