What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.