The best celebrity jokes

Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 50.40 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
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