Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Charlie Sheen winning? Chuck Norris says "I think not."
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.