Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.