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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 50.22 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.93 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
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