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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
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