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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 44.26 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
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