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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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has 42.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, teacher
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 41.86 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
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