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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
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