The best celebrity jokes

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Vote: has 48.14 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, life
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Vote: has 47.37 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, celebrity
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
Vote: has 45.29 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage