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Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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