What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".