The best celebrity jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
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