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Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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