What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island?
A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!