Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.