The best celebrity jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, divorce, marriage, wife, women
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 47.52 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
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