Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets.
He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.
Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand.
The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!