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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Miss DeAngelo was a not-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn’t find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "Miss DeAngelo, the wife of the defendant has identified you as the ‘other woman’ in her husband’s life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Miss DeAngelo with a sniff, "but I couldn’t help it." "Couldn’t help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How’s that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "he told the motel clerk I was his wife."
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, divorce, marriage, wife, women
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 47.09 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, communication
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
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