Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!