The best celebrity jokes

Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
has 42.02 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, political, racist, work
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving? A: He was very thinkful.
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, holiday, Thanksgiving
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, political
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