Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father.
He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
The Moona Lisa.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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