The best celebrity jokes

If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed. She is now known as Britney Spears.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, fat
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
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