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George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
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