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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, love
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, Chuck Norris
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
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