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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 46.35 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 45.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
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