Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.