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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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Q: Why does Luke Skywalker always ask for favors? A: Because he needs someone to lend a hand.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geek
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, drug, weed
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court. "Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me." "I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, divorce, marriage
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
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has 51.37 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity
Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. "Who do you want to play?" Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. "I've always been a big fan of Chopin," said Bruce. "I'll play him." "And you, Sylvester?" asked Spielberg. "Mozart's the one for me!" said Sly. "And what about you?" Spielberg asked Arnold Schwarzenegger. "I'll be Bach," said Arnie.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it. Why? Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex. No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, marriage, sex, wife
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