Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.