Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?