The best celebrity jokes

Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama