The best celebrity jokes

There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.71 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 61.91 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 61.62 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex