The best celebrity jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
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has 66.75 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Hitler, racist, sport
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel