The best celebrity jokes

Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, geography, life, technology, work
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, mean