The best celebrity jokes

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.94 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women