Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
There's a rumor that Steve Jobs, has been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
What's the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind? The dashboard.
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.