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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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