The best celebrity jokes

Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish? Kim: I.. *Kanye grabs mic* Kanye: She do.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, husband, life, music, priest
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, christian, Chuck Norris, communication
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, geography, health, war
Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders (CEOs of MicroSoft, Intel, and AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During the serious, tense discussion, a beeping noise suddenly is emitted from where Bill is sitting. Bill says, “Oh, that’s my beeper. Gentlemen, excuse me, I need to take this call.” So Bill lifts his wristwatch to his ear and begins talking into the end of his tie. After completing this call, he notices the others are staring at him. Bill explains, “Oh, this is my new emergency communication system. I have an earpiece built into my watch and a microphone sewn into the end of my tie. That way I can take a call anywhere.” The others nod and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Andy starts beeping. He states, “Excuse me gentlemen, this must be an important call.” So Andy taps his earlobe and begins talking into thin air. When he completes his call, he notices the others staring at him and explains, “I also have an emergency communication system. But my earpiece is actually implanted in my earlobe, and the microphone is actually embedded in this fake tooth.” The others nod, and the meeting continues. Five minutes later, the discussion is again interrupted when Jerry emits a thunderous fart. He looks up at the others staring at him and says, “Somebody get me a piece of paper… I’m receiving a FAX."
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: business, celebrity, fart, IT, phone
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons? A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, Halloween
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek