When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".