The best celebrity jokes

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.33 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What' is Hillary Clinton favorite movies? A: Kill BILL 1 and 2.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, marriage, political, sex
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, money
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, wife
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, music, women
A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks. ''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?'' The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?'' The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.'' ''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.'' The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.'' The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, money, music
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology