The best celebrity jokes

When somebody is totally angry, why not say: "Yes, young Skywalker. Come over to the dark side of the Force."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, communication, geek
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, travel
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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has 65.53 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, celebrity, life