Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Bill Gates and Jim Cannavino from IBM are arguing about the future of 32-bit operating systems. They decide to throw a coin. Cannavino: "If the number is up, OS/2 will be the new standard, if it’s head Windows95 will be the new standard." Gates: "Hey, you forgot Windows NT." Cannavino: "No, I didn’t. If the coin falls on end, Windows NT will be the future."
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.