Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".