The best christian jokes

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.08 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 36.16 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 29.54 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 25.14 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 19.94 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death