The best christian jokes

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 42.76 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 23.37 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death