The best christian jokes

The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 44.63 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 33.60 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 24.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death