The best christian jokes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 45.85 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian