The best christian jokes

You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 38.03 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 25.78 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 22.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 18.71 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
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