The best christian jokes

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 39.12 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 35.74 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 34.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 24.97 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 24.58 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 19.69 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
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