The best christian jokes

Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 43.96 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 30.62 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 24.30 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death