The best christian jokes

Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 41.34 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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has 30.73 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: April fools, christian
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 22.10 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death