The best Christmas jokes

The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
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has 34.54 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Christmas, health
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, technology, time, Yo mama
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 20.62 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 19.36 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
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