Joke #1356

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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