Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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