The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, heaven
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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