The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
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