The best Chuck Norris jokes

Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
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