The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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