Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.