Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.