The best Chuck Norris jokes

Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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