The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, heaven
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
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