Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.