Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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