Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore