Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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