The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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