The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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