Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.