If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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