The best Chuck Norris jokes

Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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