Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.