The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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