When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris