Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.