The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, gay
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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