Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.