Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.