The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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