Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.