The best Chuck Norris jokes

Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, work
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