The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
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