The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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