The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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