The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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