Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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