The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, heaven
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
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