Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...