The best Chuck Norris jokes

In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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