In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.