The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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