The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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