Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.