The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.81 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
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