Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.