After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.