Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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