Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris