The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.02 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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