The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.28 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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