Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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