The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
Vote:
has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<235236237238
More jokes →
Page 235 of 250.