Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.