The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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