Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.