Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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