Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.