Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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