When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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