The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, music
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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