Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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