The best Chuck Norris jokes

Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
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