The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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