The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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has 43.20 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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