The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.