Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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