The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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