For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.