Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.