The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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