The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 35.28 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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