Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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