Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.