The best Chuck Norris jokes

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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