The best Chuck Norris jokes

In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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