The best Chuck Norris jokes

Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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