In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.