The best Chuck Norris jokes

People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 33.70 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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