Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.