Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.