The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 32.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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