The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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