The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 33.11 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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