The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
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