The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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