The best Chuck Norris jokes

In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, new year
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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