The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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