Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.