Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.