The best Chuck Norris jokes

God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, technology
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
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