The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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