The best Chuck Norris jokes

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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has 43.20 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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