That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.